Neo-Con Jingle

Just another small invasion sure could make my worries fly
Just to help to take the edge off cause I'm feeling sorta shy,
Plus a double dose of Xanax and a couple shots of Jack
Sayonara coalition, I got Poland at my back.

Just a sound-bite in the jacket, cause it's so fun to pretend,
I don't mind the opposition, hey, in war, who needs a friend?
Just another small invasion 'cause diplomacy's too dry,
I can run the 'Nited Nations like that Kofi Annan guy!

Just some special-ops divisions and a tumblerfull of Gin,
Sure could change my disposition, till I crawl back in my skin,
Plus a couple hundred billion more and I'll be in the pink,
No more standing on that precipice or swaying on the brink,

Just a couple waves of ordinance and I'll be cool again,
Need some weapons of destruction? Stay there, I'll be back in ten,
Just another small invasion sure could make my troubles fly,
With a chaser of salvation 'cause I'm such a pious guy.


(Foodism Magazine 2002)